In a showcase on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a electric pink ensemble performed in by the pop star. The show in front of a hundred thousand fans was considered a success.
It's possible you appreciate Robbie Williams. Maybe you feel he is the finest offering to music in history. You might take a reasonable stance, admitting that some hits are excellent while others are poor.
The key argument is that entertainment can be delivered diversely. You like what you like. There is no universal formula to create literature or even Test cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so dependent on external factors.
The climate, the hour of play, the ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the wicket.
If Test cricket is an artistic pursuit, the pitch is the canvas on which the athletes create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between the old rivals was the game deconstructed, the established format taken to pieces and stuck back together in abstract form.
Let's be clear, this isn't a defence of the pitch which produced a victory and the another sub-three-day finish of the contest.
Having a thick layer on the surface, leading to 36 wickets being taken in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between bat and ball.
A Varied History: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is mistaken.
The format is a varied portfolio, a long history and counting. On occasion, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball does all sorts for the fast men. In contrast, it spins sharply on a spinning track. At other venues, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it spits like a cobra.
The thrillers are particularly captivating due to the investment made during quieter periods.
Problem Solving: The Real Challenge
Certain variables are tolerated more readily than others.
The contention in at the MCG was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the attack. That the top batters were unable from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – assessing the conditions and adapting accordingly. The best individual contributions were made by acknowledged stars. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Attempt to convince the fans who have experienced a long drought that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the MCG, countless fans made noise and chanted, producing a party atmosphere in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was belief as the bowlers dominated, momentum when the top order responded, and unconditional love when the victory was confirmed.
Extreme Ends: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The MCG has a history with difficult wickets. In the past, a game there featured a strip with the character of a a damp squib.
That match was a grind, with minimal action and endless boredom. The latest encounter and that previous match are polar opposites of the scale – both are not ideal, yet historical weight can be attached to both.
Four Tests into the current series, it is the shortest games that will be most remembered in the collective consciousness.
"This isn't the end of the long game at all," said a past champion. "Fans who have been fortunate to see these two days have been experienced some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Small Victories: Building for the Future
In the build-up to this Test, the captain spoke like a man carrying the heavy burden on his shoulders.
The squad delivered for him, reinstating the positive demeanor to his countenance.
New faces performed with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, hardly enough to ensure long-term futures, but something to build on.
At the very least, this triumph takes its place among other memorable performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters slipped away into a glorious Melbourne evening, the squad gathered on the turf to start their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, lads. You've earned this one.